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Cu fotografi
« on: November 27, 2011, 02:15:42 »
"I'm a photographer."

1858: a what?
1969: groovy, let's have sex!
1989: make me famous!
2011: me too!

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Re: Cu fotografi
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2012, 00:06:25 »
Un fotograf se simte rau avand dureri mari de cap. Merge la un medic, iar acesta ii face o radiografie craniana. Putin incurcat isi anunta pacientul:

-Am sa iti dau doua vesti: una buna si una rea.

-Pai incepeti cu cea rea.

-In radiografie ti-a iesit o tumoare neoperabila cat o nuca!

-Vai de mine si de mine, facu sfarsit fotograful... dar vestea cea buna care e ? Poate mai e o speranta???

-Vestea cea buna e ca pot scoate tumoarea cu Photoshopul

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Re: Cu fotografi
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2012, 16:17:25 »
Un fotograf catre fotomodel:
- Si acum, draga, te rog, fața ta trebuie sa reflecte gandirea profunda! Eu te voi ajuta: cat face 7 ori 3?

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Re: Cu fotografi
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Re: Cu fotografi
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2012, 00:48:39 »

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Re: Cu fotografi
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