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[Kovenanta]

When the end of the world arrives, how will the World's media
report it?

1. The New York Times:--- WE'RE DEAD
2. The Wall Street Journal :--- DOW JONES INDEX  PLUMMETS  to ZERO AS WORLD ENDS - NASDAQ CLOSES SHOP , AND NIKKEI FOLLOWS AMERICAN LEAD
3. The Sun:--- CHARLES AND DI, TOGETHER AGAIN
4. Playboy:--- GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE SHARE
6. CopperArt Catalog:--- OUR FINAL SALE
7. Inside Sports:--- GAME OVER
8. Wired:--- THE LAST NEW THING
9. Rolling Stone:--- THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR
10.Readers Digest:--- 'BYE
11.National Geographic:--- HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT  AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?
12.TV Week:--- DEATH AND DAMNATION: RATINGS BONANZA !
13.Womans Weekly:--- LOSE 10 KGS... BY JUDGMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON  DIET!"
14.America Online:--- SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES. IF WE STILL DON'T RESPOND, IT IS GOODBYE FOREVER.WE APPRECIATE YOUR PATIENCE.
15.MONEY MAGAZINE :---TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE RAPTURE.
16.Microsoft's Web Site:--- If you didn't experience the rapture,download software patch RAPT666 .EXE.
17.PC Today:--- ARMAGEDDON-TOLERANT SOFTWARE NOW AVAILABLE !
18.SHOP IN TIMES SQUARE ----  THIS IS OUR FINAL CLOSING DOWN SALE (THIS TIME WE REALLY MEAN IT ).
19.AL JAZEERA  --- SAY HELLO TO THE 72 VIRGINS !
20.Christianity Today :--- "WE TOLD YOU SO"

[Kovenanta]