"I'm a photographer."
1858: a what?
1969: groovy, let's have sex!
1989: make me famous!
2011: me too!
Un fotograf se simte rau avand dureri mari de cap. Merge la un medic, iar acesta ii face o radiografie craniana. Putin incurcat isi anunta pacientul:
-Am sa iti dau doua vesti: una buna si una rea.
-Pai incepeti cu cea rea.
-In radiografie ti-a iesit o tumoare neoperabila cat o nuca!
-Vai de mine si de mine, facu sfarsit fotograful... dar vestea cea buna care e ? Poate mai e o speranta???
-Vestea cea buna e ca pot scoate tumoarea cu Photoshopul
Un fotograf catre fotomodel:
- Si acum, draga, te rog, fața ta trebuie sa reflecte gandirea profunda! Eu te voi ajuta: cat face 7 ori 3?
DSLR GEAR NO IDEA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LApO_BDRE8M#)
Will It Blend? - Take Two: The full Olympus Multimedia Blend (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FWv21EgRZU#)
Just take the damn picture!
http://www.justanimedubbed.tv/futurama-season-7-episode-4/ (http://www.justanimedubbed.tv/futurama-season-7-episode-4/)
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6853117/look-at-this-instagram-nickelback-parody (http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6853117/look-at-this-instagram-nickelback-parody)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mathieus/30-catastrophic-russian-wedding-photos-8q4 (http://www.buzzfeed.com/mathieus/30-catastrophic-russian-wedding-photos-8q4)
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Inside Amy Schumer: Uncensored - Sext Photographer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQMMOvD1Bp8#)